rejection

so, i thought this was funny.

from here

#243 bluetooth

a funny incident happened involving me, daniela, leila, our mobiles & bluetooth

so leila was trying to send something to daniela via bluetooth

and for some reason it was working

(we figured later that it was the daniela's phone)

so they needed a middle man

so then we tried to send it from leila to me to daniela

which took a while but i managed to connect to leila

and it connected, very well.

my phone for some reason could find the list of every single file on her phone

which is pretty funny

and extremely stalker-ish.

we didn't manage to get the file to daniela in the end

because her bluetooth didn't work probably.

also, we found the picture left pretty funny.

dark fruit = leila

it's like the iphone was saying 'meh, its just leila. let's forget her.'

:)

#238 double rainbow

in light of the bed intruder post

i'm loving this as well

i love the chorus for this song :)

this is the original

and then, windows live got him to do an ad.

#236 bed intruder

love it ♥

#217 no santa!

347 366 - Santa baby
Originally uploaded by ly wylde

so apparently jacky shattered someones dream about santa yesterday
the thing is
it wasn't exactly a child either.
actually
the guy was 25 years old.

to be fair though,
he didn't grow up in australia
and so he must have heard about this santa
and didn't believe it was false.

but then,
apparently he had written letters to the north pole.
which is pretty funny.

funny mommy #200

ZWEI HUNDERT!

i know i spelt mommy the american way

but i didn't want it to be spelt mummy

like the ones in tombs

because i am actually referring to my mum

not embalmed dead people.

and i wanted it to rhyme with funny

but yes,

emma came over today

and the funniest thing happened

well me and emma were playing like guess who and cards

whist on my bed

and we started playing big two

so i got my mum to play with us

i also must add

that for those who have not met my mother

she just looks and dresses like a normal asian mother

and its pretty funny

because i know plenty of parents

who get all caught up about cleanliness in the house

like you can't eat in your room

or on the couch

or whatever

but my mum's very laid back about this

she eats whilst in her own bed

and so there she was in front of emma

eating chocolate

and leaving chocolate crumbs all over my bed

and then

whilst we were playing big two

in front of emma,

my dearest mother,

let one rip!

HAHAHAHAHA.

and it was very loud as well.

and emma was absolutely hysterical

:)

#164 croc alert!

so i was browsing through smosh.com today

(ie. massively procrastinating instead of studying for my last exam)

and i was reading the smosh pit posts

and i LOL'd at this one

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-funny-and-threatening-animal-warnings

here are my favs:

and i laughed so much at this one

not only is it a person in a wheelchair rolling down hill

but its a person in a wheelchair rolling down a hill INTO A CROCODILE!

(disclaimer: i'm not making fun of people in wheechairs, i'm making fun of the absurdity of this sign)

waiting to watch the soccer

hopefully, australia can play better today

or even just score a goal or draw

so at least we get one point.

instead of zero

is that too much to ask?

the answer beckons.

the pilates kid #162

i'm loving this karate kid parody

the little girl is SOOO cute!

also, someone pointed out in the comments

that she looks like Boo form Monsters Inc.

i agree,

but what do you think?

♥

formula for a hit pop song #159

this is pretty hilarious.
my fav is the nick carter lookalike
with his dancing/hand actions
and "now i'm singing with my gay voice, to let you know i'm sensitive."
LOL.

yeah,
i did end up staying up last night/this morning
but i only watched til half time
because it was already 2-0
and it didn't look like we were going to win.
plus i was uber tired.

gah, its so bad
cos when i'm studying
i also just keep eating
and on top of that,
lack of physical activity.
hence, i'm getting fat.
and i don't like it.
:(

How to avoid knock knock jokes

"Knock knock"
"Come in!"

LOL.

sideways is uncool #133

so i saw this guy on the bus

this about early 30s

possibly late 20s

asian guy

wearing all fake stuff

(ie. the back of his jacky had a big 'VOGUE' writing on it)

yeah well,

he was wearing his cap sideways.

(like not slightly sideways, pretty much at 90 degrees)

i was thinking,

'what are you like 12?'

to think that's cool

and too top it off the cap had a kangaroo on it

lol.

that's lame.

falafel #128

so yesterday me and jacky went out for lunch

in footscray

and he had bun bo hue

and obviously with that came the vegetables

and there was these vegetables that looked like

alfalfa

now you knwo when you know what it is in your head

but can't quite put your name on it

well that happened

and i ended up saying

"that looks like falafel."

LOL.

just so you know #120

my blog title is from a song
Mango tree by Angus & Julia Stone

in fact all my blog titles are from songs.

also,

the writing in the picture is from a song

Lack of Color by Death Cab for Cutie

so yes.

slow day.

not much to say.

i like this though:

(from loldwell.com as usual)

haha.

:)

♥

i cheat. #116

whenever i have nothing to say
i cheat.
i post random videos i like
or
random cartoons
to fill space.

this.

is one of those days.

anyway, the first time i watched this.

this made me laugh so hard.

you've probably seen it already

it was all over youtube.

but its just the fact that

grown men, who are in the army,

so they're meant to be quite 'manly'

grown mean dancing around like lady gaga

makes me laugh.

though the beginning gets boring after a while.

but the best bit was the beyonce bit

where you see their costumes.

HAHA.

♥

32 pp #110

funny story that happened last week
so i was in the library studying for my test
but i also needed some lecture notes printed off
so i wrote instructions for jacky to follow
to help print them for me
and the instructions i wrote to print it 8 pp (ie. per page)
and well the file is already 4 slides a page
but FURTHERMORE
jacky interpretted it as being 8 pages per page
(not 8 slides a page, so it would only be two pages per page)
and so he ended up printing 32 slides on one page
and he came back with it and showed me
HAHAHA.
i couldn't stop laughing.
cos the slides we tiny
and i asked him
how on earth was i going to be able to read that
HAHA.

:)

#107 wolves

excuse me, while i go get my microscope #99

so i was studying at the library today
and there this guy who comes and sits at the table next to mine
carrying
a miscroscope
seriously
a full sized one as well
and he was looking into it and stuff
and writing what i assume is a lab report
but i'm thinking
is that even hygienic
and why could he not do it in the lab
as opposed to at the library
yes
i found it very odd indeed.

also, i find it very rude if someone doesn't hold the door
even though you are directly behind them
like i don't mind if they're like more than 10 sec behind them
but letting the door close on someones face
when you know they're behind you
is just plain rude.
yes
some asian chick did it to me today
actually, no, correction.
it wasn't even that
so she was behind me
and i opened the door
and was going to go through
and held the door for her
and she went first
like wth?
lol.

ok, bye
:)

kickapoo // my reality tv rant/update #85

lol, this was one of the funniest things of the day
whats even funnier about this is that its called 'joy juice'
which sounds odd/wrong. hmm.
i went out to dinner with my high school train buddies
and well, we tried that soft drink.
kinda tastes like mountain dew.
but also, we look like such weirdos
cos all of us were taking photos of it.
cos it was hilarious
:)

anyhow, oh been watch survivor: heroes vs villains
glad that the heroes are winning now
as in is now, 5 heroes and 7 villains as opposed to having like 4 vs 8 or something
but i'm so annoyed that rob got voted out
like seriously
gah, Russell is sooo annoying
and i can't believe Jerri sided with Russell
cos obviously he's lying to her
he's made the same promise with like 3 other people
she seemed so easily persuaded
it was so strange

also, been watching the new season of America's Next Top Model
and like this season
apart from like a few of them
they are ALL annoying
but the most annoying of all are:
Alasia
she's so friggin immature, like she'll be yelling at people for not treating her with respect but she doesn't treat them with respect in the first place, she annoys me so bad. but she keeps getting good photos. grr.
Brenda
v. annoying. she complains about everything. EVERYTHING.
Anslee
also very annoying too, and like especially cos well, all of them you look at them and go ok yeah, she looks like a model or model-esque but with her she looks like a 30 yr old mother or a plain jane/girl next door. and she keeps going on about how she's a mother and everything. and makes excuses for everything.
though i thought angelea would annoy the hell out of me
she's not so bad anymore
i gues because the others are so much worse
but my favs
DEFINITELY RAINA
i want her to win
she's just has that look, like she's so hot and model-esque
and takes good photos every week
but my other fav is Jessica
cos she's so sweet and pretty
but i guess not very high fashion
she seems more catalogue model
but i like her
and i guess i kinda like Alexandra and Tatiana
but the rest annoy the hell out of me.
lol

anyhow,
thats all for now

BYE.

implausible typing #80

so you know in movies or cartoons
or tv shows or whatever
the characters/people always do what i call implausible typing
which means the character/person type what they are intending to type
in about less than half the time it would in real life
maybe even in a quarter of the time

well, i get that you know they need to reduce empty screen time or whatever
but i mean seriously
try to make it at least a little more believable
and obviously it isn't possible that all of these characters are just super efficient at typing
lol
this also applies to when the characters are "hacking stuff"
they press like 3 buttons and they end up entering, i don't know, like the CIA files or whatever

i just remembered this yesterday
when emma pointed out
that in an episode of how i met your mother
marshall 'types' his password in like 2 keys
lol

:)

in other news,
i find this fail really funny
i love the music they put behind it
it makes it seem so poetic.
i also loves how the frog uses his arms to grab the insect to his mouth
but nothings there
:)



love.

birds of tokyo #77

i borrowed the Birds of Tokyo cd from the library
and i really like them
they're a
well i would describe it as
purely rock
slightly pop, but mostly rock band
:)

i also really like this literal eclipse trailer
funny :)


also, btw
i enable comments again
just so you know.