the very slow guy at subway.

sorry for my unoriginal title
i was going to use a pun, like the slow subway
but i thought that was lame.

anyhow, like my title suggests i came across the slowest guy at subway ever
i'll explain to you step by step exactly what happened.
so the guy just finished serving a customer
and it was only 12 pm so its just me in the shop
so he comes to my end, and i go "can i get a 6 inch wheat bread with meatball?"
as you do
and thne he took like literally 2 minutes to put both plastic gloves on
then slowly moves the the bread fridge
thinks for a moment
"was it wheat?" and i said "yes, wheat bread"
so he takes it out and then he starts cuting the bread
and he goes "what did you want again?"
i said meatball
then he finishes cutting the bread and puts the knife away without cutting the bread in half
and i was like "..er six inch?"
and he was like "oh yeah"
then he PAUSES again, cos i swear he looked like he forgot what i was having again, but he remembered and put meatballs on my sub
then i said "old english cheese"
he said "what cheese"
i said "the orange one"
"er.. old english"
then i said "toasted"
by his point the other people has come in and started lining up
and he took ages just to cut the guys bread
and then my toasting was done
so he takes it out
but you know when you take it out you're meant to put it infront of the salads
well, no. he puts the bread back at the beginning.
then realises and slides the bread all the way down infront of the salads.
and i was like "lettuce tomato cucumber capsican"
he realises the lettuce is empty
and then takes ages finding the lettuce in the store and refills
then he starts to put a lot of lettuce on my bread and pauses
then i was like "tomato...."
and had to say SLOWLY after he finished each salad what i wanted
the he puts the sauce and was about to put salt and pepper
and i said "no salt and pepper"
then he wraps it, again very slowly.
and puts it in a bag WITHOUT a napkin
i give him $5 and he takes it
and he stands infront of the register for a while, he looks like he's forgotten AGAIN
"oh yeah, meatbal"
and then gives me my change
i ask for napkins and he very slowly peels off two napkins from the pile

meanwhile, there was quite a lot of people lining up
and then after me
he was telling some guy that he shouldn't put lettuce in the toaster or it'll burn
and the guy was looking like "wth?"
but he toasted it anyway
but only after the slow guy suggested that they take the lettuce out
but i was thinking, there was tomato and other salads there too
won't they "burn" as well.
very strange.

sorry for my long and detailed post.
i really felt the need to explain to you exactly how slow he was.

anyhow,

bye!