funny mommy #200

ZWEI HUNDERT!

i know i spelt mommy the american way

but i didn't want it to be spelt mummy

like the ones in tombs

because i am actually referring to my mum

not embalmed dead people.

and i wanted it to rhyme with funny

but yes,

emma came over today

and the funniest thing happened

well me and emma were playing like guess who and cards

whist on my bed

and we started playing big two

so i got my mum to play with us

i also must add

that for those who have not met my mother

she just looks and dresses like a normal asian mother

and its pretty funny

because i know plenty of parents

who get all caught up about cleanliness in the house

like you can't eat in your room

or on the couch

or whatever

but my mum's very laid back about this

she eats whilst in her own bed

and so there she was in front of emma

eating chocolate

and leaving chocolate crumbs all over my bed

and then

whilst we were playing big two

in front of emma,

my dearest mother,

let one rip!

HAHAHAHAHA.

and it was very loud as well.

and emma was absolutely hysterical

:)